There are those that can dance, those that can't dance... and then there are dancin' doofuses. Mongo and his hordes of ugly Sizzler waitresses were the first threat faced by the Spade-Men... but the very appearance of the Spade-Men struck terror into Mongo's heart. Hmm... perhaps Mongo isn't as dumb as he looks...

Commanding Mongo to gather hordes of ugly Sizzler waitresses, Mr Sorry enjoyed a short tenure as an underling of the evil Prodme Knickers, before having his body vaporized by a sexual frustration energy blast. As the saying goes, he who lives by the sorry, dies by the sorry.

The evil mastermind behind the failed antics of Mongo and Mr Sorry, Prodme Knickers' vile temper and mismatched eyebrows of evil brought the Spade-Men to the brink of oblivion. Saved at the last moment by Opera-Woman and her sidekick, Mr Jiggs, the Spade-Men lived to fight another day... but not before Dr Hard got his arm blown off.

Mogadon was mistakenly summoned by The Spade in a misguided magical attempt to get Super-Jefferys a date with a model. Unable to escape her charms (except with a plausible claim of homosexuality), The Spade and Super-Jefferys were in grave danger until they were saved by some quick thinking from Mock-Man. Banished but not destroyed, Mogadon lured Super-Jefferys into a trap, and... married him!?

Disguised as Tennis-Man and using evil mind control techniques, Schbwalex turned the Spade-Men against each other in an effort to form a world-dominating "Triumvirate of Abuse". Luckily for the world, Mock-Man and Super-Jefferys turned their attacks on Schbwalex, and his fragile ego crumbled.

Driving a souped-up orange Holden, Dirty Wog Boy ran over Opera-Man in his Opera-Kart, thus becoming the first villain ever to kill one of the Spade-Men. However, Wog-Boy's victory was short-lived, as Super-Jefferys avenged the death of Opera-Man, totalling the orange Holden and killing Dirty Wog-Boy in the flaming wreckage.

Molecular Biology PhD student turned bag-headed super-spader turned evil tyrant. The Spade grew up to become evil, ruling the world with an iron fist and forcing curries, Queen and female drunkenness on all. As the Spade-Men travelled to the future with Son of Spade to defeat him, Mock-Man took matters into his own hands and killed the present version of The Spade, putting an end to that leg of the Trousers of Time.

Opening a new comic shop next door to the Sin Bin, and competing for the popularity enjoyed by the Spade-Men, the Shovel-Boys nearly spelled the end of the Spade-Men, until a skillful diversion by the Spade sent an enraged Bertha the Angry Lesbian to destroy them.

Born half-man, half-goat, and banished to live in the woods, Goatan trapped the Spade-Men in his cabin in the woods, attempting to keep them as his private Scrabble buddies forever. The Spade-Men had other ideas.